I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Couch. On fire.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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