I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
worst night to have a conscience
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Randomize
