If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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