How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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