God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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