Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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