playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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