I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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