I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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