I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
