ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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