I'm drive I can fine osifer
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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