it's not cheating when I paid for it
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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