Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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