OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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