That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You ruined the universe
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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