Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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