i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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