He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Watching her eat just hurts me
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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