so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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