what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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