I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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