The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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