last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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