guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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