For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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