Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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