oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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