So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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