problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This is classic penis vs brain.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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