There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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