He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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