He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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