I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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