another moral hangover. fuck.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
