we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
NoShamevember. You game?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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