and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
