He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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