facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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