like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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