Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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