She announced her abortion via fbk
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
