Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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