I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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