38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he shaved USA in his pubs
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This baby is an asshole
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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