I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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