My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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