Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
