The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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