We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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