Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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