i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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