I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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