Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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