dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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