my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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